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Gronk

Aussie slang meaning idiot, loser and dumbass
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Gronk

Person1: “Bro how do you feel?”
Person2: “I’m so gronk I can see my thoughts
by Yoonmin.inc February 29, 2020
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Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013
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gronk

Focuses purely on their muscles rather than education, works out alot, an absolute bogan, one who's IQ is lower than the $5 entry fee at the gym.
Threatens everyone and tries to start fights with whoever.
Gronk: FUCKIN' AY CUNT JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GYM AE FUCKIN GREAT
Person: cool.
Gronk: YOU FUCKIN WANNA GO ME!!
Person: no.
by S12 July 18, 2013
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gronk

An Australian term for a total yobbo, derro, or bogan.

Not:

"damien says:
a hot alternative girl"
Check out the gronk over there with the stubbies, flanno and longneck in a brown paper bag!
by Halez October 6, 2007
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Gronk

The one and only, cute, muscular, and overall amazing, Rob Gronkowski
by Mrs.Gronkowski November 13, 2013
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Gronk

is a dumm cunt, or a geek that thinks he is hard cunt
that guy is a fucken gronk
by HOSSAM August 22, 2003
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