1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.
by captkenjeroo January 03, 2008
by Saints September 26, 2003
During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.
I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.
by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010
by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006
The highest form of television comedy. Often times executed by a football or a swift kick. Always followed by hysterical laughter.
by barneyonfire February 19, 2006
An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.
by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006
"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"
"i don't fancy battling that beast"
"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"
"i don't fancy battling that beast"
"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"
by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009