Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Grafting

Scottish slang meaning a guy who is trying to get a girl to like him. A bit like flirting. Can be shortened to 'graft' or 'g-rafting'

"Oh see Dave over there he's grafting on Lisa"

"Dave's on the graft"

"Dave's g-rafting"

"Graft graft graft your boat gently down the stream..."

by omacc October 10, 2014

The Groff

A nickname for the singer/actor Jonathan Groff who has starred in Spring Awakening and most recently had a guest starring role in the hit show "Glee".

Also can be used in place of the word 'awesome'

"Did you see the Groff performance last night? It totally rocked my socks off."

by JR46 May 5, 2010

groffings

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.

Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!

by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

grofer

Derived from 'growth'. To be permanently attached (mentally and spiritually) to someone you love whether you like it or not. One person only has one grofer.

I love you so much grofer. Thanks for bein my grofer, I couldn't live without you.

by Nikoll October 3, 2006

grootman

slang. a. In urban (especially township) English: a term of respect for an older man or a leader.

“My grootman resembles my father.”

by Clive Custódio April 26, 2019

Groffchele

The combination of the names of original "Spring Awakening" leads, "Glee" co-stars and real life best friends (secretly engaged and often sleeps with each other), Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele.

I just saw Groffchelle at the Tony's. His hand was on her ass. As per usual.

Groffchele once broke into a theater late at night. It wasn't the only illegal thing they did that night.

by Dianna Agron October 24, 2010