Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.

I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!

by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009

gritter

San Diego slang for cigarette. During its evolution, cigarette became "garette," garette became "grit," and grit became "gritter." Can be pronounced either grit-er or grit-ah.

(1) After a good meal, it's time for a gritter.

(2) "Dude, can I bum a gritter off you?"

by Brick July 31, 2003

Crispy Crittered

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam

I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.

by Adam Charles Richards October 6, 2008

Gritter Posture

when your swag is beautiful .

i got on my gritter posture today.

by Ke-lo G March 29, 2011

gluttered

gluttered is used when describing a thing thats pretty like glitter but its kind of like the revolting or not too great like the gutter

"they gluttered my world with love"-means they glitter your gutter of a world with love.

by popcornisbetterthanyou April 7, 2007

Guttered

Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.

God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

guttered

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

by Citronic July 12, 2009