Grinching

When a man has skinny arms and legs but a slightly protruding fat gut.

I thought that guy was cute until I took off his clothes and realized he was Grinching.

by N.anno0o December 14, 2016

Grinched

When you are taken advantage of by the scammers who put up a fake offer for a freebie that never comes, while your spam and junk mail increases from the spam and mailing lists the scammers sold your information to.

I've been Grinched again, I should have known, that free widget was just too good to be true.

by potsofclay December 10, 2012

grinched

a weird sounding but fake sexual act, that a boy may brag about doing to a girl, when really he fell asleep

:Mike what did you do with Hannah?
:Oh...i grinched her

by meemeemike March 16, 2011

grinched

When a person who is unattractive inconcievably ends up dating someone who is significantly hotter, thereby unfairly removing him or her as a dating option.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that Brian's dating Sarah? She's waaaay out of his leauge.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he totally grinched her!

by TMNS6789 September 27, 2011

BULL GRINCHED

1. Above-and-beyond PISSED at the "Holiday Season".

2. A Jew that won't say "Merry Christmas" and tells everyone.

3. To have an oversized blow-up Grinch in your office on Monday morning.

1. -"Matt started drinking at 10 A.M. today."
-"Yea, that Clown is Bull Grinched this year!"

2. -"You get that T.V. at Best Buy?"
-"No! That place is owned by a Bull Grinch!"

3. -"You guys see John's office?"
-"Yea! He got totaly Bull Grinched!"

by dobbertop December 12, 2006

gritchen

A man between the age of 19-24 who offers to hang out with you but does nothing but talk to his girlfriend/ex-girlfriend on the phone while you try to pwn him in a video game or board game.

This guys such a gritchen and it's pissin me off.

by TheSmiley November 22, 2007

grenchen

A disease caused by inserting cucumbers into the anus.

'I will give you grenchen' he said while inserting a cucumber up his mates bumhole.

by anus destroyer 101 October 22, 2013