counter-giest

When someone tries to screw you over but you screw them over instead

Haha, I counter-giested you

by DanTheMan483 August 2, 2016

Gries-Granny

(pronounced "grease granny")
An elderly female person who lost the ability to smile and really brings down the people around her. Like a sourpussy, only older.

Descends of the acient german word "Griesgram" which is the exact translation of gries-granny but can be used for both males and females.

Darling, please don't invite your mother over for christmas, she's such a gries-granny! I really hate being around her, makes me wanna kill myself!

by Krassner December 15, 2009

gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

by scenedad August 1, 2008

gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007

Griessel

To choke to death on a large penis.

OMG did you hear about Sharon?

No.. What happened?

She griesseled earlier today.

OH NO!!!

by bobbyjoe112345677889 August 31, 2013

Snooty Gristle

The term often used For a well known Gritty vagina worn from hard usage on daily occasions often when spotting these the jizz residue will reside on the gritty parts of a vaginas lip

I seen Tammies snooty Gristle... I'll never want to touch it smell it or see it again

by Fat_Back98 May 31, 2017

gathering grist

a synonym for getting that bread or hustling. when you gather grist youre essentially making money or working hard

"dude why didnt you hang out with us this weekend?"
"I already told you man i was out gathering grist"

by twistedtofu October 17, 2023