Griest

A priest that sexually identifies as gay, usually also a pedophile.

Teacher: Who in your life inspires you to follow God and be a good person?
Charlie: My uncle who is a griest. Griest = Gay Priest

by Adam⚽🔥 February 6, 2017

Pullin' a T-Griest

The act of adding uncommon phrases to Urban Dictionary in order to legitimize claims to one's children.

"Wild hair across his ass?" No one really says that. I think you're pullin' a T-Griest.

by GunslingerMTG November 19, 2017

Beef Gristle Mill

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.

Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019

beef gristle mill

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.

The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017

Grinstead

A Grinstead is the best friend that you could ever ask for. Grinsteads are kind-hearted, caring, sweet, and loving. If you ever come across a Grinstead, they will be nice to you. It's as simple as that. They are known for being generous and taking people in when they are in need. If you are lucky enough to have a Grinstead fall in love with you, you will have someone to rely on for life.

That Grinstead is such a sweetheart.

by The Mad Hatter 10 October 5, 2012

Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.

Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.

by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008