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Gresmer

the specific act of getting so drunk that one cannot form coherent/understandable sentences. Pronounced: (Gre-zmer).
Chad: I mhum is so god flump sho
Guy: Yeah Chad is so Gresmered right now
by Kwazinator October 31, 2011
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Giesler, Karl

(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David

Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God

Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC
(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.

(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!
by Jesus "Tapdancing" Christ April 28, 2005
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Grester

One of the cutest ships ever aka Grace Helbig and Chester See. They won't admit it but u can tell by their "snats", they're totally together!
OMG did u see the Grester snat! They are sooooo dating
by Fangirl777 January 8, 2015
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Grieser Guarantee

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."
by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005
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Gridsmen

A group of inspiring and realistic grime artists located in the Mapperley area of Nottingham. The definition of excellence.
"I wish i could be as good as the Gridsmen"
by MC Square March 19, 2008
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Greslim

Greslim is a name originated by a small-town woman in Nuevo Leon in 1991. Another woman also named her daughter Greslim in Peru. The name can be googled in order to trace these two girls.
Greslim Hitzel Vela Moncayo.
Greslim Melissa Alarcon Rojas.
by namer(: February 4, 2010
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giest

A swift action which massively screws someone over.
Oh my God I've just been giested
by DanTheMan483 August 2, 2016
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