GreyHound

greyhound.. What u call ur m8

Hows it goin greyhound

Not bad lad.

by Nially January 6, 2008

Greyhound

Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.

"Hey, Bill, I heard your wife had the baby!"

"She sure did! I gave her the ol' Greyhound!"

by The soggy tomato June 24, 2016

Greyhound

A word used to describe a transportation system typically used by people who need a quick and easy mean of transportation. It also refers to someone who flirts with many people at the same time. A big flirt, a person who keeps the girls and gals happy without them being aware that they are all being played. Someone who is not settling for just one piece of the pie, but wants the whole thing.

Hey man! I saw you with Stacy yesterday, and then I saw you with Kat today...What a greyhound!!!

by ladbf October 11, 2014

Greyhound

Older inmates who have acquired respect within the offender subculture due to their track record and criminal history, both inside and outside the prison

Don't mess with Joe he's a real greyhound

by 3.8.18.9.19 November 9, 2014

Greyhound

When you take the steel cage from a bottle of champagne and put it over the head of your cock and wilfully ram it into her pussy resembling a greyhounds muzzle

apparently, sally wasnt happy with his choice of $200 bottle of champagne last night so Stu banged the greyhound into her

by baggers October 5, 2017

GreyHound

A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)

Look at how good at the video game and anorexic he is, he must be a GreyHound.

by GreyhoundChinTickler September 20, 2018

Greyhound

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...

Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.

by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019