Gretzel

1. a short girl, usually of asian descent, who wears heels and is a total bitch

2. A shoeaholic and a shopaholic

1. OMG my cousin Gretzel is a total BITCH!!!

2. I'm such a Gretzel

by Bobby_Bouchet April 3, 2010

Grettel boi

A bitch at washington technology whos shapped like the cinnamon stick on the apple jacks box.

oh hey, you know that one stick lookin bitch?
Oh grettel boi?

by dewgirl January 20, 2020

Grethe

Grethe has physical traits such as weird feet black toe nails. She loves to wear weird shoes that no one likes.

That girl has Grethe feet and I don't like it.

by yarff September 1, 2019

hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.

The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

Gretelese

The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.

Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!

Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.

Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.

Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!

by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009

Grettel

She is meant for Gabriel so if you are a gabriel reading this know she IS FOR YOU! Don’t hurt her cause she will remember that.

“Grettel and gabriel are a cute couple”

by Gg21 😂 November 3, 2020

Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020