America Cheeseburger Greatness Day 

Nov 4 Is National America Cheeseburger Greatness Day is when all Americans should go out and buy a cheeseburger

Man: Hey honey it's America Cheeseburger Greatness Day let's go get a cheeseburger
Woman: And do what add some more weight your already 300 pounds with diabetes do you want to commit suicide there are better ways to do that

America Cheeseburger Greatness Day by Gucci_Pineapple November 1, 2020

step into your greatness

to put forth sincere effort to become more than what you are now, and be successful in these efforts. bringing something out of yourself that you never even knew you had in you, pause

stop being a slacker and go out there in the world and achieve everything that you always knew you could, but were too afraid of failure to apply yourself. STEP INTO YOUR GREATNESS, MAN!

step into your greatness by LastLogo October 10, 2010

swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson

"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"

swanson pyramid of greatness by mr swanson July 31, 2018

Transition to Greatness 

When you fail on an epic level and try play it off like a success.

His actions led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he screamed “transition to greatness” to distract the simple minded from his crimes.

Transition to Greatness by BrienneOfSnark May 12, 2020

Guru of Greatness

synonym for "Shaman of Sexy"; describes a person who is both amazingly hot & sexy and overwhelmingly cool & fascinating

Wow! He's a real Guru of Greatness!

Last night he proved that he's a Guru of Greatness...

Guru of Greatness by NGreyHam March 23, 2010

rushing greatness 

To act in a hasty manner which results in a negative outcome, having a non-desired effect.

Jane - Would you hurry up already and pick out a shirt to wear?
Kevin - Easy, you don't want to be rushing greatness, do you?

John - Did you get Carmen's number last night?
Brian - No, I was in a hurry to catch a cab.
John - Man, you rushed greatness.

rushing greatness by Shamne September 4, 2009

my greatness 

It means like what the fuck or wat the hell

Ayo sarah is dating John she a thot she supposed to be dating chis my greatness man

my greatness by Ice Trae October 11, 2020