gravity

Shit that keeps you on the ground

Look, it's gravity, or something.

by John Schaffer December 18, 2004

pretty girls make graves

A narrative song from The Smiths that concludes in Morrissey losing hope of ever sustaining a relationship with a woman. Also the name of a band from Seattle, which formed almost two decades after that brilliant song was written.

Upon the sand, upon the bay

"There is a quick and easy way" you say

Before you illustrate

I'd rather state :

"I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am"

And Sorrow's native son

He will not smile for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Ohh....

End of the pier, end of the bay

You tug my arm, and say : "Give in to lust,

Give up to lust, oh heaven knows we'll

Soon be dust ... "

Oh, I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am

And Sorrow's native son

He will not rise for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Oh, really ?
Oh ...

by MeghDroeg June 15, 2010

Lateral Gravity Syndrome

Lateral Gravity Syndrome (or LGS) is the strange, unexplained force that draws boys and girls inexplicably to opposite sides of the dance floor at a party.

Because of Lateral Gravity Syndrome, Tom didn't speak to Katie all night.

by Hollerama October 28, 2006

gravity check

When an individual or object falls due to gravity; usually implies injury (or at least that it hurt).

A: Did you just trip?
B: Yeah, just a little gravity check

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Social Gravity

The force that draws a person to their original social position, often binding a person and making them feel they cannot fight against it.

A force worth fighting against.

Rhonda clawed her way out of her situation, despite the social gravity which tried to hold her back.

by Jive Pony May 31, 2010

penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

by username90210 September 13, 2011

Gravity Cat

When it is not amused with your actions, it floats in the air and shoots nerve gas out of its ass while continuously spinning around, killing everyone that happens to be in the same room. Yes, you read that correctly. Do not piss off Gravity Cat.

(shown on a movie screen)

Please silence your cell phones.

...................................NOW...................................

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED

*floats high up in front of the screen and shoots nerve gas from its ass*

by visiblewind July 6, 2010