Granny

A fat behind dog. No common sense, no teeth, eats crap, and smells like bull crap.

"Oh, look, its Granny eating a fat-behind turd."

by Deflated_Potato September 10, 2020

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Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.

My granny is so sweet

by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021

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Granny

In winter, to blow your nose on the ground. Often while holding one nostril closed.
Double granny is to blow both side at once. (Used in Chicago since at least the 1970s)

Jim blew another granny in the snow. Gross but better then nose drip.

by api3 December 5, 2022

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Someone not to get on at.

Don't get on at Granny!

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023

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Someone not to get on at. A word used in conjunction with the phrase 'don't get on at' in verbal combat against the grumpiest of Grandads. Beware, this is not guaranteed to ward off grumpy old farts and/or the aforementioned and much dreaded grandads.

*Grumpy Grandad feels grumpy and grumbles at Granny*

3rd Party - "Don't get on at Granny!"

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023

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Granny Awards

An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)

Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:

Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young

-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.

Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age

-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.

How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy

* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!

by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014

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