Grandmaster J

A true African American leader. An inspiration for positive.

That dude’s is a grandmaster J.

by Truth says December 13, 2020

Grandmaster T

The nickname for the coolest English teacher at Upland High School, most commonly known for his dad jokes and golfing skills. Occasionally raps if you ask him politely enough.

"Yo Grandmaster T, can you rap for us?"

by kaeIynn June 3, 2021

grandmaster cheeseball

he pinnacle of human evolution... a creature derived from the primal nature to kill and consume... your death is inevitable...

holy fuck its grandmaster cheeseball and he has my kids oh my god the horror please

by oversized iguana April 19, 2022

Grandmaster Baiter

The highest level that can be achieved in Jerkmate as of 2025.

I just reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank last night.

by Zeperzum February 8, 2025

Grandmaster Flush

A woman is blowing a man while he takes a dump. After she hears the plop she shoves her head in between his legs, lifts him and lets him fall towards the wall behind her. She then puts her head in the toilet and grabs the poop her boy out using her teeth. After swallowing it all, she flushes the toilet with her left hand, stands up and kicks the man in the balls behind her before leaving.

The woman gave her boy a grandmaster flush to show how much she cares about him.

by GrebillGetsHisFill February 16, 2026

Houdini Grandmaster

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.

"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"

by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007

grandbastard

An illegitimate grandchild.

Sarah Palin has five children, one grandchild and one grandbastard.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 27, 2013