Grammarly

That annoying ad that comes up every other video on Youtube. It is very strange people are paying for this because you can do the same things on Microsoft Word and Google drive. Has been proven to increase ones need for bleach or tide pods down the throat.

retard: oi man who made this stupid grammarly trash?
douche: Clorox

by Dailymotion.inc September 20, 2018

Delusion of grammar

A diagnosis for when someone uses the wrong word or phrase when speaking but casually continues on as they don't even know they've used it incorrectly or that they've just made a new contribution to the English language. This is usually followed up with the opposite party involved questioning the word/sentence (silently at first to actually appreciate what just took place), but then typically followed up with public ridicule. This is much funnier when its someone in the spotlight. Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are notables who have suffered from this condition.

Sarah Palin on Fox News: "...the President and his wife - you know the First Lady - spoke at NAACP so recently, they have power in their words... They could 'refudiate' what it is this group is saying."
Pundit (silently): "WTF?"
Pundit (silently): "I don't think thats a word, but I better go look that shit up. If I even try to 'refudiate' that without the proper proof, Im going to be the one who gets 'Lynchburged'"
Pundit: "Oh yes, I see your point and totally agree with you (under breath: 'for now...you grammatically delusional bastard')"

George W. Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on ...(pauses)... shame on you. Fool me ...(pauses)... You can't get fooled again."
Listener #1: "Doesn't he mean the old proverb: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.' ?"
Listener #2: "Yeah probably, but me must be suffering from a delusion of grammar again."

by Joeybats August 16, 2010

he made graduation

he made graduation...he made graduation...he MADE GRADUATION. HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.

kanye: "when i wake up i'm going death con 3 on JEWISH PEOPLE"
cancelkanyewest424: "how ye is anti semitic, a thread🧵"
kanyewestlover911: "HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION!"

by randomnessidk October 27, 2022

graduation

The day you realize you just spent 13 years of your life to walk across a stage wearing a funny looking hat to get a piece of paper.

What!?! I worked the equivilent of a full time job for 13 years for a piece of paper that basically means I didn't fall asleep in class too much! There goes 13 years of my life that i'll never get back. What's the point of graduation anyway?

by monkeyg101 December 2, 2011

graduation goggles

The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.

(the day before high school graduation)

Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.

by WendyW April 30, 2011

The Grammar Nazi

A person (usually on a forum/newsgroup/chat room) who makes a habit of constantly correcting others' grammatical mistakes, often to the point of annoyance.

Lay off, already! The last thing we need is another fucking grammar nazi!

by Detonate January 6, 2004

Grammar Nazi

Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Usually found hanging around Irc chatrooms hounding "n00bs".

Well at least you can spell dyslexic correctly.

by Sorrow June 12, 2003