gooncel

Gooner + incel

Every gooncel has an emergency gooning kit with them at all times.

by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023

Goonak

An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.

I wish I was a Goonak instead of being a beta bitch.

by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023

dusty gozongas

Woman with large breasts who works at "Wild Wild Chest" in South Jersey. Featured on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. She was temporarily working for the city; however she did not know how to do any work, and she talked into her wrench instead of her walkie-talkie.

What's my name??? You Dusty Gozongas...THAT'S MY NAME

by epica aka the drizzle October 19, 2004

Goonami

A 'goonami' occurs when a goonsack is burst, spilling the precious alcohol everywhere.

The term originated in Australia.

Sack bursts on ground (usually on grass or uneven concrete).
People surrounding the sack start shouting goonami, and then get the breaker to buy another.

by Macquarie u waterpolo October 13, 2010

Twilight New GOON

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).

Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.

by KayFizzle November 21, 2009

goon sack

The name given to wine, generally white, when removed from the cask. The sack is made of a strong foil, so it can be passed around without getting damaged.
It is a popular alcohol choice for Australian teenagers, as it costs no more than $15 for 4 litres, which is a very affordable way to get fucked up.
When one is intoxicated, they often drink the juice straight from the sack, although it is also commonly mixed with other liquids such as orange juice or soft drink, to make the taste more tolerable.

girl "Hey, pass the goon sack."
boy "Ok, do you want a cup, too?"
girl "Are you serious? I have it straight from the sack."

by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009

Goon-worms

A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.

The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.

by Goony Pete April 28, 2010