healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.

1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...

by Kronos21 October 26, 2013

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Self-Gov

1. A system of self-governance, made famous in the academic world by Grinnell College.

2. Euphemism for Masturbation

1. Self-Gov is love

2. Yeah I'm gonna go self-gov for a little bit.

by the gernonator September 25, 2011

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Ello Gov'nor

Used as a greeting meant to precede imminent violence. The last thing you hear before being mown down by a haunted Taxi.

Mike:" I'm a little worried about all the former colleagues of my mine that have been turning up dead. They say tire tracks were found at the crime scene"

Jim:" I'm sure It's nothin' mate"

Evil Haunted Taxi: "'ELLO GOV'NOR!!!"

by Joe Chungus, Professor of Cum April 3, 2020

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the gov

a low income neighborhood in Hoffman Estates Illinois that is often portrayed as "ghetto" when really it's not. It's called the gov because a street called Governers Drive runs right through it and all the streets in the neighborhood are on both sides of it

hey lets go to my house

where?

the gov

isnt that ghetto?

dont be fucking ridiculous its low income

by weathrguy December 28, 2011

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