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Gondor

A kingdom of Middle Earth in the parallel dimension and world to ours. Known for its castle with a pointy cliff tower thing which looks like a mashed in adams apple, it peers in sight to Mordor. Giving the history between the two kingdoms alot of people who lived on the border close to Mordor would have to sacrifice a greased up tea cup pig, a 3 legged goat, and stomp a smurf in order to get Gondor to protect them. Once Gondor received these gifts they would send 1 Calvary company. If 2 smurfs were stomped then they would send the entire Calvary Division. No one understands the hatred Gondor had of smurfs but it was there nonetheless.

While the Elves sodomized the Dwarves, Gondor did the same to the Hobbits. They used Hobbits for underground sex slave trades. They also forced Hobbits and Dwarves to mate to produce an unholy offspring called Dwarbbits to use as a work force. Dwarbbits couldn't speak so it was Gondor's loop hole around labor laws of that time.

All of Middle Earth had a grudge on Gondor though because they were the reason for Mordor coming back to power in the first place. Kings of Gondor were known for giving in to peer pressure. Also, the Kings had a fettish with shiny objects and didn't like to lose jewelry which is how Middle Earth got so F'd up to begin with.
The Kingdom of Gondor made money off the sex slave trade.
by The Informant99 January 7, 2012
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gondar

1)dota hero with an icredibly small target range which makes it hard to click on

2)far too much dps and dodge too kill if fed
1)*target storm bolt* click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click omg he escaped

2)omg gondar is fed *leave*
by STORMFROST April 6, 2009
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his car, wack.

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his juul, wack.

the girls he talks to, wack.
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Goondos

Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.
Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell
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