Gort

1. To overly gloat over one's other relationship, item, etc.

2. To overly love or express emotions to one person, item, or group.

I don't know why but I think I'm gonna Gort over Timotainment's channel.

by TheSurrealTree October 21, 2020

Gort

Gort, a common capybara name

Gort has several counts of murder

by Ji9sw August 16, 2022

Gort

To hold a frog

Mom said there's a frog outside, let's gort it.

I'm gonna go gortting with my friends.

by DeadlyChicken November 13, 2021

Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025

Gort

Go out really tired

Man I was up all night last night, finna gort it tonight!

by Mr.goats October 29, 2019

Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009