The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don't have your card. Again. And you're completely sober. What A Gordon.
by WeaZaa October 11, 2011

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute
by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

a traditional scottish name!! enough said there its scottish!! greatness is automaticaly assumed!! it is celtic for great (gor) hill (don or dun)!!
by tru-scot December 13, 2008

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.
by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008

by detlefschremph June 1, 2011

A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon
by dankogkush November 24, 2014

by hey man whats up March 7, 2022
