Gordon 

A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.

If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.

Gordon by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008

Gordon 

A slang way of saying drug dealer, often used to keep deals confidential.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.

Im going to have a great time, got myself a load from Gordon

Gordon by Gordon2k18 June 13, 2018

Gordon 

he ong a bitch bro. how TF you gonna carry a child for nine months and name them GORDON. its the equivalent of an Italian person carrying a child for months and naming them Linguini Pepperoni Pizza Pie. if any Gordons read this, your moms a hoe.

person one: Bro gordon spoke to me today
Person two: I would kill myself afterwards
Gordon: bro what the fuck i'm right here
Person one: *commits suicide*

Gordon by 17racoonsinatrenchcoat June 26, 2023

gordon 

a person who has no life and is dumb

Gordon is dumb and is a no life

gordon by A random 12 November 8, 2016

Gordon 

An arrogant low life scum who feeds off drama and negative attention.

No one cares about Gordon's opinions.

Gordon by Thgkvvgnnb March 30, 2016

Gordon 

a marfan syndrome mofo that literally has zero muscle on his body. he is a gay fish. he also eats bits of poop for a snack, along with a cucumber that he shoves up his butt, then eats the tiny bits of shit off afterwards.

Gordon is mean.

Gordon by bigfatturd January 11, 2019

Gordon 

HES FUCKING STRIAGHT

"Gordon say no if you're straight" "no"

Gordon by CaraOrCarl February 20, 2022