gooney

A true friend or a real home that look out for you.

yea he a tru gooney yo

by young dyce October 9, 2007

gooey waffle

The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).

Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"

Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)

by natelex February 14, 2009

Gooey Duck

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

by killer jr October 23, 2008

Gooter

When her gut sticks out further than her hooters!

the group of trashy ladies came walking down the street in their tight shirts and low pants highlighting their Gooters!

by hsilived September 28, 2010

gooter

A gooter is a womans external genitalia

pussy, fanny, gee

by jaime December 17, 2003

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

Goothy

When something comes up in conversation that is worthy of being googled.
It has come about from the use of the search engine Google. the Goo comes from Google and the -thy is the suffix derived from the word worthy. Commonly used in conversation when something needs more information. Most probably first used by Professor Cornelius Kirk.

Wow i didn't know that, that's goothy!
Are you sure? that's definitely goothy.

by Crunkins April 12, 2011