gooseneck

a really hairy pair of mouldy balls but a small dick. lots of people have these so girls,WATCH OUT.these also hurt in sex:)

"ewwww,craigs got a gooseneck"

by SpAsTiCbIrD March 7, 2019

Goosenecking

When you have a loose or wide fly hole in your boxers and your dong slips out thus resembling a goose's neck popping out to say hi.

"Bro, I was in the changing rooms and I didn't realise but I was goosenecking so hard, like all the way down to my devil's figs"

by COVID-19 February 21, 2020

Gooseclock

Gooseclock is storm but a lovely one.

Gooseclock reminds me of summer rains

by Ravenasaurusrex July 25, 2021

Gooseneck

A dick that is very long and very skinny at the same time.

Girl chat- “so, have a good time with rob last night?”
“Yes but no, he kept stabbing me in the uterus with that gooseneck dick of his!”

by Andy Slate February 16, 2024