goosed

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .

by JayK February 16, 2006

Goosing

When you act like someone who doesn’t own Canada Goose, but you’re a rich kid with plenty of Canada Goose

Why you goosing on me man? Go fuck yourself

by TrevMan the Wizard of Gyros April 18, 2019

Goose

To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.

"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"

by Zero Degrees July 13, 2014

goose

The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place

i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.

by jkbomb91 March 30, 2015

Goose

When your partner or good friend names and shames you in the public arena as a joke

My mrs put me on the goose bad last night

by Ashibads August 19, 2019

GOOSE

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by Quacked_Up May 7, 2020

Gooseing

The action of attempting breach on an unsuspecting anus with the use of digit(s).

Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.

by ricky diamond February 2, 2017