Goonies

The small pieces of cannabis nug that you pack to your bowl, bong, joint, or blunt.

“Make sure you are packing the goonies in tight.”

by Snapesdiary June 19, 2021

Goonersexual

A person that’s only sexually attracted to their goons.

Brian wants me but we’re friends. i think he is goonersexual

by Isago October 5, 2021

goonies

to fuck the shit out of someone

damn he beat my goonies last night.

by goonie beater March 29, 2022

gooners

me and you...

we are gooners

by j.tk27 January 25, 2024

goonership

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024

goonershit

Someone who chooses to masturbate in a public bathroom

Goonershit #1: "Yo what you gooning to in there?"
Goonershit #2: "This Jade chick from Fortnite"

by watchingted February 25, 2025

gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.

Not to play gooners advocate but…

by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025