Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.
Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.
Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.
by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013
When used by a girl in reference to a cute guy who is teasing her, "goon" ironically adopts an endearing connotation. In such a context, "goon" is synonymous to "goofball." It certain scenarios it can be indicative of romantic interest.
by ThatFishWhoDatedJulia July 20, 2020
Hired thug, also could used to describe a person who does stupid things/says stupid things that are funny.
by Snowboardguy15 June 16, 2015
A group of indescript people who are ordered around, or look up to an individual (Goon/s). Can also be used to describe a person who is sociall inadequate. Lastly, a colloquial term for hired thugs/goons.
I'll get my goons to come to the party, you getting your cronies?
Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...
Some goons broke johnny's legs!
Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...
Some goons broke johnny's legs!
by Ivory Dragon May 07, 2005
-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
*falls over*
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
*falls over*
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
by Brad McFarlane January 10, 2008
Here in the FLA, the term goon represents an illiterate black person that believes that he or she is "hard", in the sense of being gangster or "a real nigguh".
Jay- what!? im a real ass goon u bitch-made ass nigga.
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*
by Stef L. March 19, 2008
A derogatory term for any person who is not black and thinks, acts, and see themselves as being ghetto. People who wear Tall Tee's and wear ridiculously oversized baggy jeans without physical need and/or refer to themselves or any other non black person as "nigga" in any sentence and uses the word "nigga" repeatedly.
Sean: Yo matt check out the dumb ass white kids with the tall tee's and the Bape T-shirts. they must really think their ghetto. (laughing)
Matt: what a bunch of fucking GOONS!!
Matt: what a bunch of fucking GOONS!!
by mc_rat August 04, 2006