Loot Goblin

That one person that steals all the loot leaving behind a wasteland of nothingness for everyone else, to the dismay and almost always negatively influencing his party through either leaving them with their financials ruined or with no gear, though most of the time a combination of the two.

Vognir: *silence*
MLG: *where's vognir?*
Confiq: *He's pushing, so either we all int and push or we don't get loot*
MLG: *lmao goddamn loot goblin*

by 3601337noscop3s March 31, 2020

Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.

"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"

by DirtyGoblin September 11, 2013

Goblin Mode

When you are in an extreme reckless mode, feeling very mischievous, and lack concern for the well being of others. Normally caused by consuming lots of alcohol.

"I saw my roommate Zack chug three 4 lokos on someones snapchat story, I really hope when he comes home tonight he isn't in Goblin Mode."

by Dirty.Mike April 26, 2022

Green Goblin

A mixed drink of Vodka, Blue Powerade and Green Monster. Mixed at a precise ratio of 4 ice cubes, 2 shots of Vodka, 3/4 rest filled with Powerade and sprinkled to the brim with Monster. Sold exclusively at The Red Lion thanks to DHicks.

Dan slammed his cup on the table and screeched "Three more green goblins!"

by 404 Name Not Found October 24, 2020

gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.

I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.

by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010

gin goblin

An imaginary malevolent creature or a hallucination. Only seen after the consumption of too much gin.

"You mean this time it's not a hal... it's not a gin goblin! No Rosey this time it's real." - from The Quatermass Xperiment 1955 (Thora Hird)

by psplod June 2, 2014