goofballin

When you shoot up meth in one arm, and heroin in the other simultaneously. Gives an almost zombie like experience.

Mom: "hey billy want some dinner?"
Billy: "UURRGHREYYYSSSNHLAKMAH"
Mom: "god dang it william are you goofballin' again?!"
Billy: "RHHEEEEEEEE"

by Ricky nards August 1, 2017

All hopped up on goofballs

When you're high on cocaine

After I did a couple lines,, man was I all hopped up on goofballs !

by RayRay's bad for you Chris... February 18, 2017

Goofball

Methamphetamine (speed or crank). Dates from the 1920's and was in frequent use up to the 60's. The term is rarely used anymore as a referrence to meth. It was called so because of the mentally dazed and weary state the user was left in after the drug wore off. The term is now used to describe the mental aftermath cokeheads and crackfiends go through after indulging.

With all the goofball JFK did, it's a wonder he didn't turn into one.

by El Moco Negro July 13, 2003

silly little goofballs

How the Dolan twins act.

"Omg, did you see the Dolan Twins' new video?"
"No, why?"
"Because they were being silly little goofballs!"

by grethanisgoals April 29, 2019

Goofball

It a mixture of methamphetamine and heroine to be used intravenously. Its name comes from ("Speedball" witch is a mixture of cocaine and heroine).

Mark shoots up a goofball every morning to get his day started, like a drug free person would drink a cup of coffee.

by swayzee84 September 5, 2020

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008

goomballs

Term used to define a goomba's testicles in a Super Mario game. Can also be used to describe opponents in a Nintendo game that features Mario, or to describe related characters, even including females, such as Peach, Daisy, etc.

1: "Time to kick some goomballs in New Super Mario Bros!"
2: "Finally, I kicked Bowser's goomballs once and for all!"
3: "Look out NOA Dave, I'm about to bust your goomballs in Mario Kart DS!"

by Dr. BaconStein August 3, 2006