kiss something goodbye

to face and accept the loss of something

If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye.

by Light Joker May 22, 2005

greek goodbye

a long goodbye typically lasting anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours

yo talk about a greek goodbye we started leaving at 6 and didnt get out to the car till 9.

by madd grigga October 16, 2006

Midwestern Goodbye

A Midwestern Goodbye is a way to leave an event, party, or any gathering of people. The way one does a Midwestern Goodbye is to go to the door, grab your coat and proceed to talk to your host for multiple hours while next to the door. No matter the soberness of yourself or your host you must engage in an enriching conversation covering recent and past topics and events. A Midwestern Goodbye is commonly associated with Minnesota Nice

Minnesotan 1 : Welp I suppose I should better get going, gotta go to the mall before we get home.
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!

by Corndogst March 3, 2023

Jade Goody

A horrific abomination of a human being. Became famous for being as thick as, and uglier than, pigshit after appearing on Big Brother. Has now bred. Unfortunately this means that her genes will continue to pollute our fragile and precious genepool until her and all within 3 family steps of her can be eradicated.

"Shit man, Jade Goody has had a baby. That means another of her chav-scum kind is breathing my fucking oxygen. WHEN WILL IT EVER END!!!?"

by MPCmonkey March 16, 2005

Goodbye

A form of address at parting. Phrase exchanged between people when going their separate ways.

"Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting." -Peter Pan

by alireneefull October 10, 2012

goody glue

The glue that meth addicts sniff when they are out of meth.

"Bro, I ran outta rock but this goody glue is getting the job done."

by Rhym November 29, 2018

Midwestern Goodbye

A midwestern goodbye is like purgatory. There is no escape.

When you're little it happens like this:

You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED

Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy

You: Okay :)

*7 hours later*

Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired

Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer

Your daddy: I'm driving pal

Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then

Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*

*3 hours later*

Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.

Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya

Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.

*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*

by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023