Gonja

Gonja, also known as Rangonja, Gonranja, is a member of the Sri Lankan political party United National Party. UNP is a dedicated party to world class bank robbers, homosexuals and grade A imbeciles.

John : Hey Gonja, who's the prime minister of Sri Lanka ?

Gonja: Let me check, *opens siri* Hey Siri, who's the prime minister of Sri lanka ?

Siri: You dumb. Get medicine.

by Elakirikollek November 1, 2018

gonja

Slang term for good ol marijuana!

"Hey Erica, let's make some gonla brownies, Dogg!"

by Shannon April 28, 2003

Gonja

Sweet, sweet, Chiba! Also known as reefer, chron, and MJ.

David- Hey Shawn this gonja sure is hittin awesome!

Shawn- Hell yeah!

by David July 21, 2004

Gonja Balls

When you smoke so much weed that you cannot have an orgasm during sex

Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana

"That fat bowel of sticky weed I smoked before bangin', gave me a terrible case of gonja balls!"

Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!

by m408 July 22, 2009

ganjarrhea

When you're smoking a blunt, and home boy won't shut up

I was smokin' with homie last night, and he would NOT shut up.
Dude had ganjarrhea or somthing

by BigBillyG May 6, 2018

gontarchuc

(polish last name)
Strong and loving, one of the best families you will meet! They always know how to bring a smile to your face every time. Doesn’t let anyone get them down and are all so close. Their friends love them dearly.

Person 1: oh who are those GONTARCHUC people?
Person 2: the loveliest you will meet

by user16987340 November 11, 2019

gonar

Like sonar but using one's gonads.

Check it out, bro. My gonar is picking up a hottie at 2 o'clock.

by tony_jet March 26, 2021