gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c April 9, 2006

gomer

generic word for yokel

That gomer never made it past 2nd grade.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

gomer

Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.

How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!

by N. Berry December 15, 2008

gomer

someone who has a crapwagon perversion

"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"

by d00d July 15, 2004

gomeral

Witless idiot yet to see the big picture and realise life is for living

See him/her gomerality is an education they just haven't found yet

by Fog June 13, 2003

gomere

noun. spoken with a french accent. possible meanings. boner, or balls.

A: hey D'Arcy, what time is it?
B: in french accent do you mind woman? i'm tryin' to keep ma gomere!

by D'Arcy March 19, 2004

gomer

A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up

Look at that gomer, he sucks.

by Castle January 27, 2003