goatse

1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name

1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goatse'd.

by Bob Goatse September 30, 2002

Goiter Bomb

A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.

I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.

by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019

goatse.ru

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.

goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006

goiter

An incredibly large Adam's Apple.

Wow, Ryan's goiter is gigantic.

by Cheater's Way December 5, 2010

Goatse

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

by PillyPeng July 20, 2006

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009