Gotem

-an expression when you physically have possession of

-expression when you successfully prank someone
-expression when you win at a game or activity

person 1: Something came in the mail today
Person 2: What?
Person 1: These NUTS! Haaa! Gotem!

by Global1996 April 28, 2015

glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

by theinstigator December 30, 2013

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

Goateehawk

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.

Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.

by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011

Gotemesium³

Gotemesium³(GD) Pure element extracted from a got'em. When unstable, Gotemesium³ can incite riots between niggers. When handled incorrectly, it can backfire and cause you to suffer from severe got'em trauma.
Side effects include:
Suicidal Tendencies
Saltiness
Strep Throat or Dry throat
Hush mode
Crying
Third degree burns

I'm sensing a strong concentration of Gotemesium³ from that got'em.
Be Careful how you handle that Gotemsium³

by Oh don't do it August 14, 2016

Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

Gooted

A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".

I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".

by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008