giffer

description of a cap wearing old person (victor meldrew)a cross between git and duffer.

sod off you old giffer

by stuaey September 3, 2004

guffed

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

by marie August 5, 2003

gofer

(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."

"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"

by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003

Dunn Goofed

The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.

JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.

by marybethjones June 21, 2011

Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece

Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!

by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

goofey

Goofey - my nickname.
It's spelled with an "E" and it does not have any connection to the word "goofy" you slow retarded fucks.
@yefoog

Thank you.

Yo, Goofey! Wanna hop on COD bro?
It's a fucking nickname. Tards.

by Wisksoso February 25, 2021