godmotherfuckingdamnit

like goddamnit but up a level
used to express extreme frustration with someone/something

godmotherfuckingdamnit i hate this phone

godmotherfuckingdamnit by Faceless Alison July 24, 2016

godmotherfuckingdamn 

Goddamn except with motherfucking in it.

Godmotherfuckingdamn it!

godmotherfuckingdamn by ShakeSicle June 12, 2009

fairy godmother 

In short, a fairy godmother is a good-looking faghag, a good-looking female that primarily hangs out with homosexual men - please see definition for faghag.

If Cindy Crawford hung out with gay guys all the time, then she would be a fairy godmother

fairy godmother by pidgey January 2, 2005

Guinness Godmother / Godfather 

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

Guinness Godmother / Godfather by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

Godmother 

A person who was there when a child was baptized and is a close friend to the mother or father, it says on google that it is a great honor to be a godmother or godfather. Personally I do not like small children.

“She is your godmother, she is like another mom to you”

Godmother by Kermit The Yandere June 12, 2020

fairy godmother 

An older woman who enjoys the company of younger gay men. This is different from fag hag in the sense that it specifies the age relationship between the parties.

My mom is such a fairy godmother; every time she hears I met a new gay guy she just HAS to meet him.

fairy godmother by rainbow_addict January 19, 2009

Fairy Godmother Syndrome 

Such in the case of the classic fairytale, Cinderella, F.G.S. is the overwhelming urge and want to help out those less fortunate, usually if they are in desperate need for caring or guidance. Sometimes being used as a substitute for having a stable, romantic relationship with someone themselves, the caregiver themselves may feel the need to latch onto the dreams and aspirations of the person they're helping, as well as in some cases even develop a slight romantic interest for the subject they're helping.

The poor girl's F.G.S. (Fairy Godmother Syndrome) practically compelled her to help out all her friends, only to soon find each one of them living happily ever after, and no one to help her in her darkest hour.

Fairy Godmother Syndrome by Dr. Faux January 18, 2011