The unofficial nickname for the F-117 nighthawk stealth attacker.It was named this because of it's aerodynamic instablility. It also went by the hopeless diamond, and cockroach.

Pilot#1: so what was you're transfer to? Pilot#2: An F-117. Pilot#1: Ha looks like you're flying the wobblin gobblin!

wobblin gobblin by mobius1 December 29, 2007

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cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

cock gobblin by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

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cunt gobbling

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.

"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."

cunt gobbling by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

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Booty Gobbling Season

During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.

"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."

Booty Gobbling Season by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018

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