Gobble Gobble

A greeting used by management to inform employees that they need to work harder to out perform their coworkers as people will fired.

"Gobble Gobble" Anonymous CEO in a message to all employees after the initial round of layoffs

by c_ash November 30, 2022

Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.

Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"

by 46GST March 5, 2010

gobble the goo

A woman who enjoys giving head and swallowing cum(goo)

That girl loved to suck dick and gobble the goo

by Gregg H. April 9, 2007

Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

gobble gobble 3000

gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head

peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night

by Jason galicure March 30, 2019

gobble gobble neck

loose neck skin

Jerk walks around with his old ass gobble gobble neck thinking he's God's gift to woman.

by imjustsayin33 June 29, 2021

Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.

She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.

by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010