glumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009

Glumpy

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

glump

A glump is a big hug, usually over-enthusiastic, near-violent, or made by a gang of fans.

The first time I heard this word was at an Anime Convention regarding people wearing costumes.

Woah, it's Pikachu!!! Glump attack!

Rule no 1 : No glumping allowed.

by alama18 November 24, 2011

Glumpkin

The process of getting head whilst playing video games!

Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!

by xXJoHnNy Boy October 12, 2010

glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

glumpie

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

by nick the goth January 5, 2006

Glumpers

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

by Gaugamela July 26, 2016