GlueDiVan

Glue. Your. Van.

I WANT TO GLUEDIVAN

by I love mermista March 28, 2021

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021

glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021

Glued

If you have ejaculated on to your or your partners non-shaved genital area and couldn’t wipe it off ,it dries up sticking hairs together like glue.

My girl was pissed that she got Glued after she had to leave my place after my parents walked in.

by Qui-Den August 23, 2021

Glued at the tip

When two heterosexual bros are so chummy that everyone assumes they MUST be gay lovers.

There goes Shawn and Gavin, riding their skateboards in matching banana hammocks. I swear, those fellas are glued at the tip!

by Definitely Not Ashlyn July 9, 2025

Cum glued

When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.

I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.

by Desire Bliss May 22, 2016

Getting Gluked

When Glukhar from Escape from Tarkov either one taps you or mag dumps you in under a second. Or alternatively, when one of his bodyguards does the same.

Getting Gluked is most often spoken as one of the following phrases,

Oh damn, I just got Glukhared

or
Oh damn, I just got Gluked.

by SaltySealion March 5, 2022