Glurpie

A slur towards the "Mysterious Mushroom" in the hit ROBLOX game "Oaklands"

Man 1- Holy fuck dude I fucking hate glurpies.

Man 2- Glurpies are ruining our country.

by Flarbsb McFarberson June 30, 2023

glurp

The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.

I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.

by proponent of sincere apologies May 20, 2014

glupy

Adjective. Something that consumes you, that is off and requires your energy or your spirits to continue existing, something that exhausts you physically and mentally.

Today it is raining and cold. What a glupy day!

by bigfeet69 November 9, 2021

Glurp

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

by lilantie May 19, 2009

glurp

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glumpy

to receive head while taking a shit

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.

by Frank April 8, 2005

glarpy

visibly gross; something you do not want to be near

"After being in the freezer since before last Thanksgiving, that turkey was getting glarpy."

by jamillia October 18, 2008