Gaulching

The act of pooping then giving it to your female/lesbian mate as a dildo. Then when it hardens, shove it up yours or hers anus.

"I Gaulched with Stacy last night!"

Don't do a Gaulching to anybody.

by WTFAMIREADING August 28, 2016

curb lurching

The act of hanging around licenced establishments at closing time hoping to pick up lonely individuals.

"Look at that curb lurcher over there!" or "'com on lads... lets go curb lurching!"

by Welki April 22, 2016

dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

by sky July 25, 2004

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010

map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.

Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."

by Camzeck September 24, 2009

Dirty Lurching

the art of successfully creeping on eachother via text, facebook or even old fashion stalking....or all of the above. may result in restraining order, death, injury, creeper status or being besties for life ! ie: alexis and Dillon

wow. that girl is such a dirty lurch...who is that?

its alexis. shes the queen of dirty lurching

alexis is the best and my favorite dirty lurch ever !

by lex1143 May 6, 2011

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010