Gumpaliscious

When you think a grossly overweight woman is hot. You unit starts dripping peckersnot at the site of a fat ho!

Philip thought the girl at the quickie mart was gumpalisious!! Her boobs hang so low he could suck them with his head in her lap.

by TreeTopFlyer October 29, 2004

grumpapotamus

A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.

Stop being such a grumpapotamus.

by Me January 2, 2005

grumpalumpagous

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy

Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.

by no1sandman April 17, 2016

Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

Galumpadump

To have large feet, or somebody that has large feet.

"Move your Galumpadumps"
"Man...your Galumpadumps smell like sh*t!!"
"Your Galumpadumps are huge!!"

by DWFROMTHEFDUBGOINTOUW May 15, 2009

glumpy

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

by creatiffany March 3, 2008

glumpo

An insulting word with no particular meaning. Calling someone a glumpo can mean many different things depending on the person being insulted but largely dependant on the tone used while saying it.

"Shut up you freaking glumpo"
"Why are you being such a glumpo?"

by Lavegg October 23, 2017