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Green Gumballs

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.
"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!
by jessie34 May 19, 2007
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Gumball Rack

When I was driving home from the bar at 2am, I looked in my rear view mirror and was shocked to see the gumball rack lights. I only had 2 drinks officer! police
by The Pork Chop November 22, 2010
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peanut butter and gumballs

The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes
by Badwick Tsuraide July 20, 2006
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Grumball

The collective noun for a group of (usually middle aged, to more elderly)men complaining about boringly repetitive topics. These grumpy gatherings will traditionally congregate around the bar rooms of sporting clubs or a secluded corner of a social function. The introduction of fresh ideas, or participation in the discussion by a passing spouse will be instantly shunned by the collectively insular nature of the group.
"Bye dear, going down to meet the boys at the Grumball"
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".
by Table of Knowledge October 2, 2016
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Gumballing

A sexual act where the male inserts his testicle into the females vagina. Can be inserted with the use of the hand or accidentally slipping in
Dude…me and Tammy tried gumballing last. I heard a “pop” but wow…crazy
by Jasmine Branch January 15, 2022
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gumball color

The color of gümbal£
by Ytrhjok October 21, 2022
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Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine
by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023
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