Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.
Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”
by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019
Get the glued an acornmug. A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.
1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube
by pieguy124 March 29, 2009
Get the glued to the youtubemug. The feminine version of being Cock Blocked. Where a guy usually edges in on a hookup when being cock blocked - a lame female friend busting in on a hookup would be vag glued
by Craig Borysowich January 13, 2008
Get the Vag Gluedmug. (adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.
Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.
Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.
Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.
by mhibma March 8, 2006
Get the glued and clampedmug. When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.
examples: food, fingers, anything it touches
examples: food, fingers, anything it touches
by see no evil November 7, 2010
Get the bar-b-gluedmug. When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.
by Tomytomy October 25, 2015
Get the eyes glued shutmug. by slurber August 8, 2011
Get the glued her to the couchmug.