Glowbait

A manufactured event or news story that is artificially boosted by the CIA for one of two reasons:

1. Distracting from something much more important.
2. Sowing division among the population.

The Titan submarine was obviously glowbait to distract from the Jeffrey Epstein suicide report

by Chan Davis July 3, 2023

GlowGodess

A Shine so Bright like the sunlight. A uberfine person. One who Lights up a room, it's more than skin deep; it radiates from their soul and lights up every room you they enter. Selena Gomez type of Beauty, Style, and Grace!

Damn that girl is a GlowGodess!! She's so gorgeous like a GlowGodess! Selena G. is the Finest GlowGodess!

by anonymous November 23, 2024

GlowGoddess

Radiantly Beautiful. A Shine so bright, their beauty is more than skin deep; it radiates from their soul and lights up every room they enter. Also a female god. Selena Gomez, for example, is the all time glowgoddess of love and beauty. Many religions have female deities or glowgoddesses, including the ancient Romans and Greeks, traditional African religions, and Hinduism. Some well-known goddesses include Juno, Gaia, and Lakshmi. Women with remarkable beauty who represent ideals such as grace, peace, love, and charm.

Damn she's a GlowGoddess!! OMG, that chika is a GlowGoddess!! I'm tellin you dog, Selena G. sure is the finest GlowGoddess I've ever laid eyes on!

by BobbyDigitalist November 23, 2024

glowlantern

no meaning. I just wanted to be in the urban dictionary

"you should go check out twitch.tv/glowlantern"

"Yeah sure man"

by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwhwuwuuwuw December 15, 2023

Glowday

How the cools kids say “Happy Birthday”

Happy Glowday my brutha!

by Chuppert February 12, 2024

Globgalgobgalob

I am the globgalgobgalob, the shwobble globble fwibble bobble flippa blob glob. I'm full of shwimble glimber kind, I am the yeast of thoughts and mind.

I thought I saw a real tardigrade, but it was just the globgalgobgalob in my walls! Oh, you!

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Gloggagonspe

Gloggagonspe is a word used to describe someone of olden time higher up value, they generally had skibidy rizz back in the day with 1000 trillion dollars to their name. If I was olden time I would for shore be a Gloggagonspe.

Me, dam you is a Gloggagonspe!
Yippee! I am! I really am!

by tremendoustips April 23, 2024