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Based off the term "libtard"

A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
Kid #1: Yo bro, a world government could totally save us! Like all the leaders of the world come together like the EU! We could crush the elites and end inequality! Bro we can do it!

Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.

Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!

Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.

Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
by OMGdude July 2, 2016
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The act of tearing off your partner's head and spinning it around on your dick in the oral sex position
she was going to go down on him but he ripped her head off and went for the harlem globetrotter
by jeffrotullston November 16, 2006
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When people who believe in the Globe lie chat, they often have nothing but Globetard Chatter.
Look at all this useless Globetard Chatter here.
by toon buttery November 10, 2025
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Globetrotting

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Finding extremely entertaining activities to engage in when boredom is about to strike
I’m bored let’s go globetrot
Tonight’s a globetrotting type of night

Can we go globetrot?
by Brannnn November 17, 2020
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A person who travels frequently to spread their hoe activities all over the country and/or world.
Ever since Kyle went through his divorce, he’s been staying busy every weekend being a globethotter.
by AllTheseTrophies November 16, 2022
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Harlem Globetrotter

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When you cum inside a girl and put her on your finger by her pussy and spin her like a basketball and all the cum flies out
Babe, can we try the Harlem Globetrotter tonight?
by Queefchomper April 18, 2022
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