As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
Get the Global warming mug.The state of the world as it is now where the world keeps getting hoter and hoter. It has been proven that if all carbon dioxide emission were to stop right now the world would contune to get warmer and it would take a thousand years for it to get back to normal. But as more carbon dioxide goes into the air it makes global warming go farward even faster. The world is getting warmer at a rate faster than computer models have predicted. There is now no ice in the artic ocean in the summer. It has been predicted that if it contunes in years to come the amazon rainforest will die first turn to grass land then to desert. The growing belts in the U.S. that grows a large part of the world's food will vanish and a global famine will result which will cause massive fighting between nations as they struggle for the limited food and water supply. With the politcal state of the world a nuclear war is not out of the question.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.
by Deep blue 2012 April 1, 2010
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Look it's snowing more than usual this year - must be a global warming crisis.
It's the warmest winter in years - must be global warming.
Let's stick another 3p on a litre of petrol - to cut emissions you understand as you can't afford to drive anywhere anymore.
It's the warmest winter in years - must be global warming.
Let's stick another 3p on a litre of petrol - to cut emissions you understand as you can't afford to drive anywhere anymore.
by Psychosplodge February 17, 2010
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Global warming, contrary to popular belief will have few negative effects such as sea level rise, heavier rainfall and more erratic weather patterns, humanity will still likely be able to adapt and a warmer climate in of itself will not be the end of the world
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It's the sun, stupid.
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It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
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Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
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