Turt'a'gator

Turtagator(Hemorrhoidonoid pensisgator nigaaradere)- A Biochemicaly engineered and above adequately weaponized, hybrid predator belonging to theTestudinidae family, made from genetic material collected from the American Aligator (Alligator mississippiensis) From the deep dark alleys on the back waters down the Bayou in deep south Mississippi. Crossed with the agile yet heavily armoured and the unrivaled horizontal vercatility of the Galápagos Giant Tortoise(Chelonoidis nigra)Found on the Isle of Galápagos. This incredible behometh of a Genetically Modified Organism engineered by the secret service of the United States Government is a great addition to the U.S. Southern border force control defense task force. Since being added to service, the crossing of illegal aliens into the United States from the south has decreased 87.36%. The Turtagator has currently been patrolling the border three years and is currently running at a capacity of 63.3%. It is estimated that by the year 2020 Service capacity will reach 100% thus ensuring any Mexican who dare try to cross the southern border into the U.S. will endure an unfathomable fate. Being kept within an inch of life, for up to periods exceeding three weeks. Slowly being consumed from the feet up, whilst being entombed by the sands of the desert after being buried and set to ripenin by the Turtagator.

A fully grown Turtagator can grow in excess of, 15 meters in length. 9.2 meters in width and stands st 6 meters tall and beyond.

Turt'a'gator
Oi bruv, did you see them dirty sanchez lookin' bean eaters who tried to sneak into America to steal our jobs? Well, a giant f*#@king Turtagator ripped them to shreds. Today, not a single vote, was for Pedro.

by Charlos$anchez August 31, 2018

Pee-gatory

Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.

We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Pee-gatory.

by Tagz December 9, 2008

montgomery gator

an alligator which some reason is hot asf, he’s from fnaf security breach

omg is that montgomery gator (or monty for short)?

by hotmommymilkieslol January 17, 2022

grease your gator

a term for masturbation

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.

by LustyBear September 8, 2009

glados

A Super Computer/Robot from the PC/Xbox Game Portal. Known to have a passive aggressive personality disorder, and an obsession with cake.

Glados promised me cake, but the cake was a lie!

by timmy2022 January 4, 2008

el gato

Is Spanish for "the cat."

"They called him El Gato, because he moved like a cat."

by Mini the Moocher March 11, 2017

Gatotsu

My personal favorite technique. The user holds the sword in their left hand, near the bottom of the hilt. The right hand is positioned near the tip of the sword, pointing at the enemy. The right foot leads under the right hand, or ahead of it, and the left foot is under the left. The user leans back, then pushes forward with the right foot, dashes forward, and thrusts out when in range. If the user misses, he twists the sword so the blade faces the enemy, then does a horizontal slash.

There are 3 basic Gatotsu stances, and one ougi:

Ishiki - The technique explained above.
Nishiki - Same as Ishiki, but user slashes diagonally instead of thrusting, and the attack is executed in mid-air, while coming down on the enemy.
Sanshiki - Used against aerial attacks, the sword is pointed upwards and thrusted up at the enemy.
Zeroshiki (ZERO Gatotsu) - The Gatotsu ougi that I do not fully understand. Gatotsu Ishiki is performed at point blank range, except with no visible leg power. The entire body is focused in the attack, doubling or tripling its power rating. Sometimes the sword is released, making it a powerful projectile.

by The Eternal EoN August 15, 2003