Graduation

The exact definition of Graduation is catch 22. Just a giant clusterfuck of emotions in which you don't know whether to be happy or sad. Nervous, or excited. Ugh. Graduation sucks.

Example: "I cried so much at my graduation, I was scared to be leaving behind everything I'd ever known for 12 years of my life. But at the same time, excited to be starting something new and adventurous."

by Tazzykinz June 27, 2013

SCHOLA GLADIATORIA

A collection of badass, swordslinging, steel clashing mammals. usually found in the company of strong drink and loose women.

Some Schola Gladitoria chaps tore up the pub and it's occupants, including a group of SAS troopers and Royal Marines, one unlucky bloke had a waster stuck in his bum.

by Scared of Mammals August 2, 2004

gladiator helmet

While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.

I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.

by Rexhaven August 17, 2003

graduation

1. A ceremony which celebrates your ability to sit in a small box for 12 years and not fall asleep too often.

2. A related ceremony which divides 4+ years of more advanced education and the crippling debt which follows.

"The only important thing about graduation is that you never have to see the people that pissed you off for the last 4 years ever again."

by MSX01 August 24, 2011

seven digit gladiator

a person, typically male, who makes a rather exuberant attempt, usually to the point of being an annoying jerk, to obtain the phone number of some hapless, but usually attractive, member of the opposite sex

Our waitress is finally giving Charlie her number; man, there's no way he'd have gotten it unless he was one helluva seven digit gladiator.

by MandMplusJJ September 3, 2007

Portuguese Graduation

An article of affectation used primarily to denote the event in which a Portuguese youth with poor grades achieves a stable, labour-intensive, blue collar job with little to no income mobility or prospects for occupational advancement.

The term "Graduation" is bastardized here, as while the Atlantic Trout-fishing, lemon tart-eating Portuguese are generally a smart and industrious people, they have notoriously very little academic prowess or notable institutional credential.

Therefore, sporting a very low GPA and other under-average psychometric percentiles, a portuguese will be said to "Graduate" directly into the work force. This is the rough equivalent of a non-Portuguese achieving an academic certification as enumerated by a public institution, (i.e. high school or post-secondary), and being equipped to pursue lucrative, white-collar work.

Alt. A 'Portuguese diploma' or a Portuguese 'Bachelor of Honors.'

EXAMPLE 1:

Paula: "Oh vey! My Little Fabio is so grown up! He just dropped out of senior year at Meadowvale High to start brick-laying with local construction worker and drywalling 235!"

Luis: "That's my boy! I'm glad we invited everyone over for his Portuguese Graduation."

EXAMPLE 2:

Carlos: "Oh vey! I was looking at Lorena's student transcript the other day...
She has a GPA of 2.1 and wants to drop out of college to study cosmetics instead of Mechanical Engineering.

Neilla: "Yep, she's on track to becoming the loudest hair-stylist on the East Side after her Portuguese Graduation."

by PerpendicularSecantSoldier October 31, 2020

Gaydiation

Radiation emitting as a result of the explosion of a gay bomb. The gaydiation is not as prominent as the actual blast, and may only turn people gender queer, exploratory, or bisexual.

The gaydiation of the recent explosion of a gay bomb has spread through surrounding towns, turning people everywhere into bisexuals.

by water kangaroo December 14, 2010