girlfriend

What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.

"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"

by Kharivas September 7, 2003

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004

girlfriend

Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...

by DJ Retro March 11, 2007

girlfriend

(1) She makes you cum,
(2) She makes you complete; and
(3) She makes you completely miserable.

My girlfriend drives me nuts

by AaronT September 13, 2008

girlfriend

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

Girlfriend

She's like sleep something you will never get

Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"

by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021

girlfriend

1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.

"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."

by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009