GRIDITH

A person that looks bad naked

Oh he was a GRIDITH

She's a GRIDITH but i'm fine with it

honestly GRIDITH's are hot

by Newmussy and Campussy April 11, 2022

gridiron playfake

Sexual term. When a man receives a blowjob, then blows his load in one hand, shits in the other, rubs them together, then slaps his woman in the face.

Last night I gave Jenny a gridiron playfake.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Girldicker

A man who wants to be a male-to-female transsexual, but wants to keep his penis. Delusionally believes his penis is a female organ (a "girl dick"). Usually attracted to women and claims to be a lesbian. Equally hated by both transphobes and actual male-to-female transsexuals.

Trans woman: Hey so how far is Lily in her transition?

Other trans woman: Lily's a girldicker, he's not going to transition any further than taking estrogen, and he thinks he can be a "woman with a penis".

by DahKohTah March 24, 2022

girding my loins

To anger one greatly.
A person who angers someone - a loin girder

"stop girding my loins" = stop anger\annoying me
"Hey you, quit girding my loins!"
"You are really know how to gird my loins!"

by Emily and conor April 10, 2007

gridiculous

an emphasis of the word ridiculous

the size of that elephant is gridiculous!

by khalilm August 7, 2008

girdiling

the act of rolling a man's testes around between your fingers like you would casino chips at a poker table

Shaun was girdiling Adrian at the braai a last week with all four fingers

Gareth was girdiling the Squirrel without any show of emotion... what a poker face her had!

by G@Bean January 5, 2011

gridirony

A football player that likes catching balls even off the field. A queer football player.

Esera Tualo, David Kopay, Roy Simmons, and of course, Santana Moss are examples of gridirony.

by youknowilikeribs November 16, 2011